Blog Intro

Has it ever happened to you that you drove for an hour or two from home to work or between two any other two points – and then did not remember much of what you saw ? Large part of our daily lives are like that . Many of us go through most of our lives like this. I'm telling you it's normal and it's up to us on how we handle every situation. We can live life the way we want. We can make it so touching, so serious -but it can also be so funny , exciting and full of joy ! In this page , I have decided to post variety of any sort like : short inspiring stories I've read from different authors for the purpose of making you pause ,that you may peceive , touch your human sensitivity and understanding , to let you feel enriched ,be encouraged and be inspired to begin perceiving stories of your own life. Earlier posts included jokes/funny short stories to bring back the smile in your face - to simply take you out of depression and be entertained ! You can also view some tips of LOVE . ,a part of MY LIFE ( with interesting pics and slideshows ) ...my Family and friends A lot more are featured and to be featured ... PLEASE ENJOY READING MY PAGE

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Wise thoughts on everything


1. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

2. Life is sexually transmitted.

3. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

4. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.

5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

6. Some people are like Slinkies... not really good for anything, but you still can't
help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs...

7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing...


8. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

11. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and
people take Prozac to make it normal.

12. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

13. You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here legally, but they hung
around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to
Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. I
think we should put Blockbuster in charge of Immigration & Homeland Security.

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